An Extreme weather warning is
In force for next week.
From what they are telling us
The situation looks quite bleak.
It's coming across from Europe
From that bloody E.U
So surely there's something that
Our Government can do.
Boris said BREXIT was a done
So I want to know why
We're still getting funny weather
Or was it just another Boris lie.
In the days of Winnie Churchill it would
Have been reason enough for war.
Course, since we pulled out of Europe
Britain's just not Great anymore.
And The Tory Party is now ruled by
Upper Middle Class wimps
And many of their members these days
Are just whores and pimps.
So I suppose we'll just have to endure
All that rubbishy EU heat
‘Cos BREXIT went and sold us out
And now we're down and beat.
Gone are those glory days when
Britain Ruled The Waves.
And a good part of the World then
Were our economic slaves.
We're just a little offshore island now
Just third rate little state
But at least we got our country back
So that's all right then, innit mate
