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Sex After Seventy


Oh, you can't have sex after seventy
Your children just wouldn't approve
And if your neighbours found out
They'd  probably want you to move

No, you can't have sex after seventy
You've got to be young and fit
And every succeding generation
All think they invented it.

You just can't have sex after seventy
Though it's not quite against the law
You should be watching the tele
Or doing the odd jigsaw.

No, you can't have sex after seventy
If you get such an unnatural urge
Drink some hot Epsom Salts
And give your bowels a purge.

You just can't make love after seventy
Just accept it with good grace
No you can't have sex after seventy
And wipe that smirk off your face






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