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Whiskey the cat's not any old cat
He's really  a cat and a quarter.
Anyone not accepting that
Just really  really ougnter
With  one flick of the paw
He can smash any jaw
A karate stroke
As he ripples his coat
And he can rip out
Any man's throat
you just don't argue
With Whiskey the Cat
You really really don't
Want to do that
For he's a ruthless killer
Who really expects
Any  human to treat him
With all due respext
An aristocat of the feline realm
He walks the world with pride
If a person can't accept that
They'd just better go off and hide
For, Whiskey the cat's
Not any old cat he's really  
A cat and a quarter.
Anyone not paying  respect
Really really ougnter.

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