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Jack of All Trades

The Great British Jack of All Trades
The reality TV show and game
It sets out to check their stamina
And give the winner deserved fame
Week one is Orienteering
When they have to find the place.
With just map, and coordinates
They have to march to the base.

Week two is making a bookcase
From MDF and recycled Oak.
Week three is sew   a dress shirt
For a  massively obese bloke.
Next week it's bread, making
One currant loaf and one plain
After preparing their own flour
From a sack of unhusked grain.
Vehicle Maimtenance follows
As we arrive there at week four
Then another week of sewing
Then just another week more.
A three course executive meal
To complete the final round
Then on tothe excitement of
Seeing a winner crowned

Great British Jack of All Trades
A person worthy of the name
In that ultimate of experiences
The Jack of All Trades game.
The ultimate reality TV that
Brings out the contestant's best
The Jack of All Trades champion
The one that shades the rest.

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