Out in the Australian jungle
Trying not to appear a failure
Gritting his teeth before eating
Cooked Kangaroo genitalia.
That's one price to pay when
A celebrity's fame is slipping
And his internal struggle is
Supposed to be quite gripping.
The young Geordie joint hosts
At the height of their fame
Seem to get so much pleasure,
From their humiliating game.
They call it entertainment
But it seems to be
Just another of case of
Exploitative TV.
Is it really worth the stress
And the public humiliation
Having a weakness displayed
Before a voyeuristic nation.
I'm a Celebrity
Get Me Out Of Here
Somehow survives
Year after year after year.
Out in the Australian jungle
Trying to get through
After being casually given
Kangaroo genitalia to chew.,
It used to be a novelty
But not anymore.
Like anything flogged to death
It's become an annoying bore.
