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Shrrup Am Left Handed!
What the hell are you doing?
My landlord said to me,
I'm writing a flippin' letter I said,
Cor blimey, can't you see!
Well what are you writing like that for?
The nutter asked once again,
Cos I'm a left handed writer I said
Blimey, he's a pain!
I'm a left hander writer too he said,
And I don't write like that,
Well isn't that a shame I muttered,
The cheeky little rat!
Look he said hold it like this,
And write like that like I do,
Flippin' ‘eck I shouted,
What the hell are you trying to do!
Oooer, he muttered in shock,
Whats the matter with you,
I'll tell you shall I, I said
Heed my words and let them through!!!
I write like this, ok I said,
Not like anyone else or you!
And just like that, he shut right up,
Just like I knew he'd do!
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