You see him here, you see him there,
You see the bugger everywhere!
Flitting to and fro each day,
Throwing a smile as he goes on his way!
He had a white van, but what a mess,
To know he's rich you'd never guess!
A scruffy van, and a tatty sight,
You'd think the fella's in such a plight!
He's the man in the silver van, and what a van it is,
He bought a new one this day, it really is the biz!
He swans around each day, quite the man,
He really thinks he's great, cos he's got a silver van!
So if you're travelling bout the town one day,
And you see a silver van, be seen to say…
Oh, mister you're quite the man,
And all because you've got a lovely silver van!
But hey, he's nice, he really is you know,
He's just like us, no false on show!
So as he passes give him a wave,
Cos him and his van are quite the rave!
He's the man, in the silver van…
Catch him up, if at all you can!