Musings by The Poet Loriet

I Love You--You Big Wuss

That's what you just told me.
How do you always know
how to bring out that magic smile?
Only you can call me a wuss
and get away with it!

I started out tonight
with tears in my eyes,
sad and feeling lonely
until I talked to you
and you called me a wuss.

Have I ever told you
how awesome you are?
I'm not too wussy
to do that!

I just want to tell you
that I love you too,
Captain Crunch!

AArrrrrrr, matey!
Come to me bedchambers
and I'll make a real
pirate out of you.
I'm sick of playing
the pirates that don't do
anything!

I'm done being a wuss!
I want my treasure!
Send me the map
so I can plunder you
and we can howl
at the moon!

The night awaits us, pirate,
you and your wussy girl!



Lori Beal


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