We just go here and there, and everywhere
That's me and Sneaky, my Sheepdog,
But, it's a different story with my pet, Bear,
People take a look at him, and they just run scare
around the block, around the square,
You can hear the screaming all the way from there,
Some even lose their pants and ...underwear
And run completely naked, and bare
I also own a green leap-frog,
One day I found her under the fog
Sometimes she thinks, she's a little lapdog
And barks and barks just like a watchdog
Sometimes for a walk I take them and my pet Bear,
For a nicely stroll around the square,
So much excitement I'd always have there,
When I just see everybody running so scared.