A Love Letter (Letter written by a Higher Executive to his Lover)
I am very happy to inform you
That
I have fallen in love with you
Since 14th October.
With reference to the meeting held
Between us
On the 13th October.
I would like to present myself
As a prospective Lover,
Don't think this letter
To be a defective Cover.
Our love affair would be on probation
For a period of three months,
Depending on compatibility and strength,
Would be made permanent-
Of course
Upon completion of probation,
There will be continuous on the job training
With complete planning
And performance appraisal schemes,
Leading up to promotion
From
Lover to Spouse.
The expenses incurred
For coffee and entertainment
Would be initially be shared equally
Between us.
Later based on your performance.
I might take up a larger share of expenses.
However
I am broad minded enough
To be taken care of on your expenses.
I request you to kindly respond
Within 30 days of receiving this letter,
Failing which
This offer would automatically be cancelled
Without further notice
And I shall be forced to consider
Some one else.
I would be happy
If you could forward this letter
To your sister
If you do not to take up
This exclusive offer.
