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National Anthem

I've not done anything famous like invent a super loo
Walk on water sandals or exploding Irish stew
But give me a gallon of Guinness and send me to the  latrines
And in perfect pitch and tempo I can fart God Save the Queen
I know it won't make me famous  'cos its been done before
By some Froggy showman before the First World War
Bur as I stand there barely straining and it comes out clear and loud
Our anthem God save the Queen I feel so bloody proud


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National Anthem