I am working so feverish,
Trying to find as soon as possible
Before I really go INSANE
What is it that's gotten my poor Harry very sick
Harry had been kind of very slow of late,
He's having problems just being himself,
He's kind of absented minded in the head,
And he's acting so stupid and confused that sometimes he's making mad...
His nutty behavior for sure is driving me to distraction
I better get him some help and pretty fast,
Before he completely loses all his drooping screws...
And I'll catch that evil virus that sneakly lurks somewhere
So I am tracking and scanning Harry and all his calls,
And like a madwoman tracking and screening all he does,
I am contacting everybody that is a "Who's who in the NET"
And I'll do what I have to do to bring my poor Harry back.
I've already consulted one of the best, that's Dr.Norton, M.D. for you and me!
So I'm having poor Harry all the time scanned back and forth
With all the latest and the best in technology,
And I am sure in no time I will erase the culprit with my hands...
I want them to zero, destroy and also kill
Every single germ, evil virus and sneaky worm that they detect...
Then I'crush them myself to little bits and free my poor Harry,
When I toss them in my Recycle Bin and reduce them all to dust.
Dorian Petersen Potter