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I'm gnoshing on guacamole on a full moon Thursday before the commencement of my counseling sessions. On the far side of the potted plastic plant sits the Miller Lite man, hands folded as if either praying or sleeping. I pretend to stare at the painted ponies on the wall and he begins to fidget, balding head under glaring lights but subtly sexy in baby blue oxford and jeans. We were the only two drifters clinging to taco shell lifeboats only he had a cell phone flotation device as if to prove he wasn't alone. As cheese dripped down my chin, he made call after call. Surprise, it's me! Yeah, I know it's late there but I was at this local Mexican place enjoying refried beans, my second order-- and thought of you. He glanced my way, and I rolled my eyes. Yeah, I get it, buddy. Who cares? So, you're not alone. What's so wrong with being alone? I went back to the painted ponies, full moon and guacamole. They were more intriguing than watching the Neanderthal eat beans and evolutionize by reaching out to touch someone. We both put our pants on one leg at a time and have the exact same means of being both hunter and gatherer on a Thursday night. God bless modern science. Miller Lite man was able to cure the common cold of dining alone with unlimited night time minutes. Lori Beal Vote for this poem
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