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Oh Dear Me! Adrian!Poor Adrian, what a palaver! I can't control my laughter! And I honestly have to say...I hope you ask me why, after! You really cheered me up, and I just have to add...! You are the innocent victim here, but don't you worry lad! I won't tell a soul...Well, errrm, well...that's not true, Cos it's going on my web site!!! Especially just for you! I've just had a shower, and I really have to say, I almost drowned myself laughing! You really made my day! What's so funny is this...You haven't got a clue what you said! But hark my words and knock me flat! When you know, you'll be red! I can see you now, you face all shades of green! Especially when you know...Just what that phrase will mean! Now I'm saying I'm really sorry, but wow, I just can't wait... For my follow up! Cos you've really had it mate! I'm going to just die laughing...When I see your face go red... Cos I know I will die laughing! But hey, don't live in dread! You can't cancel my appointment, cos I'm a stubborn lass! And after all, when said and done...Adrian, you've lost your 'class!' I'm sitting here like a loony, cos I'm really off my head! Screaming with humor! And I bet you're starting to dread... Dread my name on your list, and 'blimey,' (she says with a grin)! 'Remove my name from your heart, and throw that diary in the bin!' Cos I tell you now, and tell it true, I think you're going to regret, Knowing me, and oh dear me...Will forever wish we hadn't met! I can't believe you, I really can't! Cos lad, you've made a mistake! When you what you said...You won't be saying; 'for goodness sake!' Laughter is the best medicine, and yes, I'll tell you true! It brings out the best of us...But this one is down to you! Golly I hope that you won't hate me! Because you just might you know! And next time you see me...You'll probably shout; 'Get out, go!' And if you tell me off do you think that I will worry? Nope, I won't and I have to say, if you try then you'll be sorry! For my web site is very popular! And blimey, we love a laugh! So Adrian dear, can you forgive...? This mad poet called Cath! And when we get to the pearly gates, I will tell St Peter...true, That it wasn't your fault, you're only a man! It wasn't down to you! But hey, I may need company, in the bowels of hell...! Cos I hear it's a nasty place, well, that's what I hear tell! So then, what do you say, do you think that you can cope? With the heat from below the ground! Well I don't think so, nope! But I will let you off...Cos I'm nice like that, And hark my words and hear me tell...'St Peter I won't have that!' *** You brought a smile! *** *** Illigitimus Nil Carbornundum *** Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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