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Oh Dearie, Dearie Me…


Oh dearie, dearie me…oh no!
All I've written is the pain in me!
I think it's time to lighten up!
And let the laughter free!

So here I am giggling away,
Oh golly me what fun!
It's a good job you can't see me!
Cos my tears are on the run!

I laughed so much I fell off the chair,
And goodness what a shock!
If I didn't have me trousers on…!
I'd have been in me frock!

You would have seen me knickers!
Cos I was failing all over the show!
Yes, I have to say it…
I really have to go!

Take me to the knackers yard,
And please put me to sleep,
Cos after all, when said and done…
Me tears are on the seep!

I laughed so hard the tears…
Went running down me legs…
I really need a nappy!
Or I'm gona end up with segs!

I think I need some cream on though,
Cos I'm getting chaps galore!
And after all, when said and done!
Me tears are running all over the floor!








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