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Flippin' Confuzin' Computerzzz!!!When he put the socket in the wall, Something went quite wrong, Sparks came from his tower, Cos the lead was much too long! The mouse ran along the desk, And got caught in his mat, He just couldn't control it! And he wasn't havin' that! Then he tried to sort his Rom out, And he failed at that quest, His DVD was up the pole... And he wasn't at his best! The CD tray went bananas, And it got stuck in the thing! And instead of playing music, It made his mobile ring! He put the pocket in the port... And attached to this and that, And still it wouldn't work, And the mouse cra*ped on the mat! So he moved the ports around a bit, And tried to make it better, He threw the instructions away, And ignore the ruddy letter! When the pocket went to the port... It blew a hole in the wall…! Then he heard somebody screaming... 'Make an emergency call!' So he tried to phone the operator, But the line was totally dead, He'd made a mistake with the port, And blew the phone instead! His motherboard had frazzled, And it melted his Ram port, His solder iron snapped in two, No solace could be sought! So then he took the Ram out, And threw it across the desk, This flippin' computerzzz drivin' him nuts! He's not at his best!! Then he took the graphics card out! and threw that away as-well! His processor then packed in, And so he kicked it as it fell…! Then his monitor went crazy, The ‘Degauss' went beserk! Cos it wouldn't let the gas out, Nothin' would ruddy work! He tried his best with everything, But nothin' went quite right! Then the bloody thing blew up… And it vanished outa sight! So when the electric hits the pocket... In the port of the tower, And a surge of activity... Increases by the hour! And everything lights up... Just like a Christmas tree! That's the time to quit, And be a computer wiz like me!!! Flippin' Confuzin' Computerzzz!!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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