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Santa's Wild Friends


Santa's very busy
getting ready for
Christmas Eve,
but little does he know,
the elves have
something up their sleeves.

It's twenty-four
days until Christmas
Santa's ready
for another year,
the elves were
planning a party,
"Hey," shouted,
"who's bringing the beer?"

Santa doesn't know
what was planned
for the night,
he's resting up
for his long flight,
the countdown to
Christmas Eve is
well on its way,
the reindeer and elves
were planning to play.

Finally,
the day is here,
Santa's sitting in
his favorite chair,
while Santa's relaxing
his reindeer and elves,
are getting drunked up,
Shorty one of the elves
is laying on the ground
all bloated from the beer hiccup.

Santa goes outside
to load his sleigh,
what he sees
is to his dismay,
Rudolph staggers
up to him and breathes
in his face,
Santa runs into
the house and
grabs the toothpaste.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Dec.24/2003

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