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The Cupboard Under The Stairs...



~THE SIG BOX~


Poor Tigger's Plight...Again!!!
The little minx drives me insane!
But I love him, yes I do...
Because he's sweet and lovely too!

He's always there when I get home,
And never do I feel alone!
He doesn't shout or upset me,
Cos he's a little star you see!

BUT...

Under me stairs there's a hole in the floor,
The walls are a mess, and there isn't a door!
I said to me landlord to sort it out,
But all he did was give me a clout!

‘There's mice down there!'  The mouse man said,
‘Some are alive, and some are dead!'
Oh blimey oh riley!  What do I do?
Cos really and truly - I aint got a clue!'

You need to block up that hole in the floor,
And you need to put in a ruddy big door!
So I told me landlord and begged and pleaded,
But sadly for me, my words weren't heeded!

So I let me cat go down the hole in the floor,
And I wondered if I would see him anymore!
I mean it's as dark as dark can be…
So how the hell is he going to see!

Tigger, I shouted over and again,
He was having fun, I was going insane!
So up pops his head from under the floor…
And as for me I couldn't take any more!

‘Get out of there Tigg's!'  I shouted to him!
But to tell the truth, I'm sure I saw him grin!
I tried to coax him, I tried all day,
But it was apparent he wanted to stay!

Later that night, he peeped out of the door,
And out he came, and I gave him what-for!
Then I got a fella to sort out the hole in the floor,
And then I got him to fit a flippin' big door!

So now after all that trouble - I'm relaxed,
For Tigger certainly – my mind did tax!










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