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Printer Problems

"There's a problem
with the printer,"
yes, I know that,
lights blinking
off and on,
going totally schizo,
keep it up ya
blimey piece of sh*t
and I'll chuck ya
out the window.

I don't know
what's wrong with it
I've tried everything,
the darn printer
won't print,
what else is new?

"There's a problem
with the printer,"
well duh
ya blimey dumbas*,
I uninstalled,
reinstalled,
nothin' wants ta work.

Funny it was working
just fine last night,
wake up ya dumb machine,
I've even put in a new
ink cartridge,
can't read program,
end now.

End this ya
ruddy sh*t.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Jan.20/2004




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