Husband for sale or rent
Kids I'll give ya...fifty cents.
No time, no sex, no fun
Gawd I need a shot of rum.
Oh but looks like I ride a broom
Instead its used to clean this room
I'm a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House
Third white house, on the right
Visitors??? Oh I'm such a sight
Old worn out robe and shoes
its only 8 and I smell of booze
I have put on a few small pounds
I'm short but not too big around
I'm a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House
I know every doctor for every pain
all of their patients and all of their names
and every med for every ill
and every shot that been shot
because there's no pill
I sing,
Husband for sale or rent
Kids I'll give ya...fifty cents.
No time, no sex, no fun
Gawd I need a shot of rum.
Oh but looks like I ride a broom
But it's used to clean this room
I'm a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House
Instrumental
Husband for sale or rent
Kids I'll give ya...fifty cents
I'm a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House
I know every doctor for every pain
all of their patients and all of their names
and every med for every ill
and every shot that been shot
because there's no pill
I sing,
Husband for sale or rent
Kids I'll give ya...fifty cents.
No time, no sex, no fun
Gawd I need a shot of rum.
Oh but looks like I ride a broom
But it's used to clean this room
Im a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House
Husband for sale or rent
Kids I'll give ya...fifty cents.
I'm a woman who says what she means
Queen of this House
ღ God asked me how long I planned on keeping you in my life.
I smiled and said...
How do I choose between always and forever...
But then I have found that's really not up to me... ღ
A little fun remake of
Roger Miller's ~ King of The Road
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