She wants everyone to know her business.
She sat there and told me her life story.
She's getting divorced,
(oh how sad for you)
And her husband is going to leave her
To marry an Asian
(oh how sad for you).
I know that she'd been hospitalized
For her stressful situations
(poor baby)
And that she has no one on her side.
She's going back to school for the first time
(poor baby)
And doesn't know how to cope with being on her own.
She is from Spain.
(should I care?)
And she has a thick accent. She's annoying
Because to get pity from others, she always puts herself down
(should I care?).
Each time I see her, she tells me about
How she's getting nothing out of the divorce
(not my problem)
And that she wished she were at least getting the house.
When I talk of my stress, she immediately interrupts me with her woes
(not my problem).
She SO wants everyone to pity her, but I cannot do this, I refuse.
She airs her dirty laundry for everyone to see.
I know a lot about her,
But not her name.