"How would you like to be
pulled out of your bed,
head up by the
scruff of your neck,
being poked and prodded,
noticing there's hair
missing in unmentionable places
and freezing your nuts off,
so people can find out
if they are still going to
freeze their a$$es off
for a few more months?"
"How would you
like it, huh?
How would you
like it?
Tell me, come on.
It doesn't sound
very pleasant does it?"
"You put me down this instant
and let me go
back into my hole
and go back to bed!"
Poor Mr. Groundhog,
putting up with the
same old sh*t
every year.
