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Have you heard the news?
Do you think it's true?
Barbie and Ken are splitting up.
Mattel's marketing her without him
and giving her a C-cup.

They want her to be hip-hop,
compete with Bratz at the bus stop.
I think Ken has fallen out of favor.
It appears that this week
his vanilla is a passe' flavor.

Ken is behind the times,
still eating lemons when the rage is limes.
The cause of all this is a little racy...
they're nixing Ken after his
"wardrobe malfunction"
with Malibu Stacy!



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