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Worked To A Frenzy!


He would you know, be worked to a frenzy,
If he got to me flat and fixed it for me!
But he's always running here and there,
And never has a minute to spare!

When I see him fly by in his big grey van,
I catch his attention, however I can!
But he's as blind as a bat, and got no sense,
He even crashed me garden fence!

‘Andy, Andy!'  I shout out to him,
But he never heard me, I just can't win!
I send him a text message to his phone,
And told him, ‘Andy, you're needed in my home!'

But three weeks later I get a reply,
Well by this time, I'd had a good cry!
I text back and told him what was wrong,
‘Well I'm worked to a frenzy! So I won't be along!'

So once again, I've been left out on a limb,
I tell you this, with this landlord I can't win!
Ask his sister, she's me cleaner,
Don't tell I said though, but she's even meaner!

Well now here's the truth of it all,
If I'm in dire straights, I give Andy a call,
And I must admit, it only takes 3 weeks…
For him to call and fix me water leaks!

But by that time, the damage is done,
And at the end of the day, no-one won!
Cos I had a mess all over the floor,
And Andy, poor lad, couldn't take any more!

So he went to the doctor and the doctor said…
‘Andy, calm down and sleep on a water bed!'
Well what a shock poor Andy got,
He's surrounded by water, no matter what!




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