Your stupidity is fun to look at,
Fun to study,
Fun to imitate.
I love the way
You make yourself out to be smarter
Than you really are,
It is always I who bails you out.
Like I haven't anything better to do…
I never planned to be this catatonic nothing
Who helps you whenever your
Gets you into trouble.
I've plans of my own, ya know.
I've got a life to try to live,
Jobs to try to get,
Money to try to make,
And all the while I am trying to do these good things for myself
You are constantly falling
Into trouble so that
I have to stop my life and help you out.