Copyright @ 2004 Brian D Roberts, Pen Name Is; Lark Douglas
Butter Or Margarine; Margarine Or Butter?
Oh Tell Me Please Which One's Best?
One Has More; One Has Less?
What On Earth; Is This A Test?
So Many Types; So Many Colors.
How Can I Choose From All The Rest?
This One's Heart Smart; Tastes Like Paste!
This One's Low Carbohydrate; Has No Taste!
This Has Fat; This Has None.
Oh Good Grief; This Isn't Fun!
Oh My God; I Think I'm Going To Run!
Too Many Choices; Too Little Time!
All I Want Is Something That's Fine!
Why Do They Do This; It's Hard Enough?
All I Want Is Butter On My Buns!
Got To Eat Healthy!
Got To Eat Smart!
Well, When It Comes To Either I Don't Know Where To Start!