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Oh Woe (Noah) Is He…!


Oh dear me he's up the pole,
His poor head's wrecked again,
Cos Mrs Noah dropped his printer,
And it's driving Adrian insane!

Mr Noah was ferrying it over,
Across the sea of time,
But the flippin' monkey played with it,
The parrot sat on it…and its not fine!

Then the elephant stood on it,
But the penguin thought he'd saved the day!
He stopped it going to the bottom of the sea!
And now everything's not okay!

Cos if it had hit the seabed,
Adrian could have claimed…
For a brand new printer…!
But he can't – so now the poor lad's shamed!

Cos he's sitting in his consulting room,
At his big posh desk,
With a knackered, tatty old printer…!
And he's not feeling at his best!

So he's feeling really miffed!
He's got to write everything in pen again,
And all because of a penguin!
Poor lad, he's going really insane!!

So he's gone right off the animals,
And as for Noah's and his wife and the Ark…!
He's fallen out with all of them!
Cos now he's in a nark!

Way to go Adrian!!!
Power to the pen once more!
And next time you have a problem lad,
Just walk out of the office door!

And chill…have a cuppa tea…
Calm yourself – take time out,
Cos after all, when said and done…
The printers guarantee is out!!!!

:o)









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