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Yo!!!! Adrian, Who's Spamming Now?His mail box is full of spam! I asked him who was doing it, Quite indignantly he said I am! He looked at me over his glasses, And smirked a smirk my way, ‘Who do you think!' Oh what a to-do, Everything wasn't ok! I smiled a smile as one does, And gleefully said to him, ‘If you don't watch it mate!' I'll chuck that computer in the bin! Cos you know, I could send him a worm! Or an innocent virus or two, But I have to be quite honest, I haven't got a clue! Actually, that's a lie, Cos I've got the ability and the brain, But I'm not a malicious person, But I'm also very insane!!! He said his computer was glitching, I asked him what was wrong, He explained it to me, (badly too)! It reminded me of a very bad song! I told him he had a worm in it, The computer, not his bot! And he said to me quite seriously… It's in me email you send, and a lot! I asked him what he meant, And then it dawned on me! He meant the ANIMATED worms I added! Its just a little fun you see! He thought when he opened the mail, That these worms all over the place, Were computer ‘virus worms,' Well I laughed you should have seen his face! ‘They're not computer worms!' I said! And he laughed and went dead red! Oh dear me, poor Adrian…poor lad, I think he needs to rest his head! Now I hope he doesn't get pay-back, When he's operating on me, Cos I really and truly wouldn't like…! Him to slice me up into three! ‘Yo, Adrian, hear my cry!' ‘Please wear your glasses lad!' 'Cos I have to be quite honest,' ‘Your eyes are really bad!' ‘Anyway me old scouse mucker!' ‘When's all said and done,' ‘Me body's already wrecked!' ‘And it really aint much fun!' ‘So as you beaver away to put me right,' ‘Can you make me look young and slim?' ‘And more, what about me figure?' ‘I wouldn't mind looking thin!' Now I'm really only joking, Yep, I really think I am… Cos after all, when said and done, I'm Adrian's No. 1 fan! Yo Adrian!!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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