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The Operation!!!Just what will I do? Cos I need an operation, And its gona be done by you!!! Now Adrian dear, don't forget your glasses…!! And put your hearing aid in real tight! Cos I think that I can safely say… Its gona be a very long night! And as you scrub up at the ready, And they wheel my body in… Don't forget what bits are going! And then chuck em in the bin! Now I think we need elastic stuff… You know, to hold me bits together, Cos at the end of the day, I have to say, I don't wana be affected by the weather!!! Oh dear me dear Adrian, I just had an awful thought today! I forgot to tell you I aint got no bits, Cos they threw them all away!! I have to be quite honest, I have an awful fear… That they only half put me to sleep, And the procedure I can hear! The other thing is this… You know when you knock me out? Make sure that I wake up again! Or I'll come back and kill ye without a doubt!! And no laughing either! If you laugh, you're gona shake, And just like that, I'd loose a giblet, And me life will be at stake! So I'm really on a count down… Oh goodness gracious me! Can you do it in the morning time? So I don't miss me tea!!! And when at last I'm better… Wow what can I say! That's gona be the start of a new life for me, And at last I'll be okay!!! Way To Go Kidder!!!! -------------------- And Now... Operation Nutter!!! This is a military operation scheduled for 19th April. TOP SECRET. Plan of action: key hole surgery to examine the bits from above (I mean from inside). Then fix the inside bits from below (Also inside but a different sort of inside). If you get my drift. That's it. Also you will need... A pre-operative assessment and briefing... That will be scheduled and sent to you... By military high command in the pigeon post! Coz they don't have the technology. This is an ancient army this NHS thing. Adrian So you see, he's as mad as me!!!! But he's still a star! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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