(sing this to the song yankee doodle)
Cranky Poodle came to town,
biting, barking, tearing.
As soon as i saw her i knew
she wasn't caring.
Cranky Poodle, here she comes
barking,terrorizing.
She chews up everything that
is in her path, growling at things
that move, she is just a freakin poof.
I wouldn't want her as a pet!
