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What A Shocker!!!Me poor uncle, met a lass... Guess he didn't check what was in his glass... Blinded by lust, full of ale... The female he kissed...smelt a little stale! On the bus ride to her home…! They kissed and cuddled all alone. Me uncle thought it was a little strange, But full of lust, he was a little deranged! She had a roughish feeling chin, And her face puckered up with every grin! Her nose was stout - and hairy too! Her teeth were black and stained right through! He'd had a drink but thought it wasn't a lot! Then oh cor blimey, what a shock he got!!! He felt a bulge where there should be none, He went sick wondering what was going on! He tried to look but the woman said; ‘Honey, I'm yours, take me to bed!' Me uncle was chuffed, his luck was in, As he took her to her room he wore a grin! In the throes of passion, wild and free, The woman moaned and groaned in glee… She said to me uncle; ‘Wow, look at me!' But my poor uncle jumped up to flee! He'd got venturous, and had a roam about...! Then realized he was a man without a doubt The woman laughed and battered her eyes, ‘Oh bloody hell!' Were me poor uncles cries! He screamed blue murder, shook in fright, This sure the hell was a nightmare night! He legged it out into the street, Terrified of who else he may meet! This red light district was strange that's true, Cos the women were men…but gave no clue! Me uncle didn't know about this then… But swore he'd never go there again! She laughed out loud as he began to run, He was mad, and she thought it fun! Never again would he roam! He promised himself as he legged it home! ALONE! And joking all aside... Until the day he died... He never got over that shock... It's a cruel world we live in sometimes aint it! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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