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Oh Brother!!!Oh dear me, oh sheesh, Some people are hard to please, Cos no matter what we do or say, They're as awkward as hell, oh jeeeeze! For instance me brother Jimmy, Really went off his head…! Cos he thought I'd taken an overdose, What a silly thing he said! You see he's having this big party, And of course he's invited me! But when he phoned me up, I was crying, oh how silly can you be! I told him it was a cold I had, And me nose was all snuffed and blocked, But I don't think he believed me, I was really and truly shocked! I told him to calm down, And to release the stress he's got, Cos I have to be quite honest, I think he should be shot! He does these karaoke pub nights, And he really is dead good too! I mean, I have to be quite honest, I wouldn't know what to do! So anyway, where was I? Oh yes, this party piece… Its gona be a good one… For me nephew and me niece! But all the family will be there, And I really have to say… I won't be needing an overdose! It'll be Jimmy, at the end of the day! Cos he always gets so knackered, I think that it's old age, But you know, I have to say… Old age is all the rage! Cos we're riddled with it over here!!!! Ask me brother!! (Now I Think I'm Dead Meat)! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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