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Slug Tails!I see their silky slug trails… All across me floor…! Eating all me flowers, Well I can't take no more! They leave slime on me flower leaves, And holes just about everywhere, They are ruining me garden, And they don't even care! I tried to scare them off with pellets, But that brought hundreds more, Cos it seems to me they like them, And bring their mates back by the score! Now I am not a horrid person, But oh golly, goodness me! I see them here I see them there, They are driving me mental you see! So now am gona throw salt down, To stop them in their trails…! Cos I have to be quite honest here…! I hate them bloody sluggy snails!!! ...Yuck... Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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