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Sister Ryan!Now sister Ryan this is just for you, Cos I think you're really great! There isn't anything you won't do, You're everyone's best mate! Now if you didn't know it, That's why I'm telling you! You're by far the best there is! And everyone knows that's true! You put everyone at ease you know! The women can't praise you enough! Cos you're one of God's chosen creatures! He's made you off all the best stuff! Now you may think my poem silly! But I can't tell any lies… No-one can compare with you! Cos on you there aint no flies! Now all the women all agree, You are really funny! Always laughin' and slimin', And it can't be for the money! IF I was Maggie Thatcher…! I'd give you all a raise! So you could go on holiday… And spend some idle days! She don't know how hard you work! She should give it a try! But I don't think she'd cope to well! she'd probably break down and cry! So listen sister Ryan! Take no stick and tell them doctors straight! That next to God you're number one! And He's really your best mate! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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