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Oh Dear Me


Once my mother
Ate a fly,
It fell into her soup.
She ate it without knowing,
Sloop! Sloop! Sloop!

Once my father
Ate a snake,
It fell into his pie.
He ate it in one big gulp,
My! My! My!.

Once my sister
Ate a slug,
It fell into her cake.
She swallowed it so quickly,
Ache! Ache! Ache!

Once my brother
Ate an ant,
It fell into his gum.
He chewed it very carefully,
Yum! Yum! Yum!

Once my grandma
Ate a grub,
It fell into her stew.
She ate it in a great big rush,
Oo! Oo! Oo!

Once my grandpa
Ate a worm,
It fell into his drink.
He swallowed it so quickly,
Blink! Blink! Blink!

Once my uncle
Ate a frog,
It fell into his cheese.
It was so soft and juicy,
Sneeze! Sneeze! Sneeze!

Once my aunty,
Ate a bee,
It fell into her mouth.
It was so nice and tingly,
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Once my teacher
Ate a bug,
It fell into her lunch.
She ate it in a hurry,
Munch! Munch! Munch!

Once I ate
A tasty snail,
It fell into my tea.
It was very crisp
And crunchy,
Oh, Dear Me!

Joy Weare
2nd August, 2004.

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