Once when an elephant
Stood on an ant,
He tossed his trunk,
And began to pant.
He shook his foot,
And stamped about,
And cried in pain,
And stumbled out.
I gave him asprin,
To ease his frown,
And talked so gently,
To calm him down.
"Beware of ants",
I said to him,
"They may be small,
But their bite is grim".