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The deceipt of Mary Malone

Mary Malone had a beautiful bum
Often I pinched it between a finger and thumb
But Mary Malone's hair was the very best
Though I wasn't so sure about that on her chest
I was so naive I just should have known
Woman just don't have bits like Maryy Malone
I was so taken in with her form and her grace
I never really noticed the moustache on her face
Go on laugh its ok you can
Not everybody's heard
Of the transvestite man
Thank the lord
No matter how she harried
Maryy Malone and me
Never got married
The last I heard
When I turned her down
She joined a circus
And became a clown

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The deceipt of Mary Malone