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Flippin' Ell, Not Again!To continue with the flippin' computer, Me mate couldn't get on the net! Cos his explorer wasn't workin'…! Well, it's iffy, so it's what we get! So I went to do a repair on it, And that just wouldn't work! ‘Well I'll sort it!' I told him, But on his face was an evil smirk! I wondered what he was thinkin'? Cos I'd seen that look before! When he lost his temper once… And punched a hole in the door! I gave him a piercing look, And withered him on the spot! ‘Behave yourself!' I warned him, ‘Or you have had your lot!' Well, I decided to restore the computer… To an earlier date, And that would fix his settings, Cos he was getting' in a state! I went to start and run…you know… And went to m s config… Restored it all – and just like that, He danced a flippin' jig! ‘Whooooo,' he shouted to me! ‘You're a clever lass…!' ‘You certainly know your stuff!' ‘You're a girl who's got class!' ‘Dr Watson won't work!' He said, ‘When I tell him to do a repair,' ‘He opens the file, but what a shock,' ‘The file just isn't there!' ‘Don't you worry!' Kid I said, ‘That's not a problem to me!' ‘Who need's him!' I added, ‘When you've got little old me!' So I went to internet options, And cleared out his no good files, And as I took a peep at him… He's sitin' there full of smiles! I set up his automatic clean up, And messed with this and that, Removed his ‘offline content, And cleaned up his mouse mat! Then I ran the scan disc… And did a defrag too! Oh cor blimey and sugar plumbs, The things I have to do! But once again, all was well, I performed my magic again! Cos I really have to say it… His computers a flippin' pain! So I smiled meself a little smile, Cos once more I did prevail… And just like that, as usual, I typed out another tale! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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