V-1
ONE AND ONE AND ONE DOESN'T ADD UP TO TWO, SO, TO MAKE IT ADD UP, WHAT DO WE DO?
NOW, IT STARTED WITH ME, WITH YOU,
SOMEWHERE ONE AND ONE JUST DIDN'T DO.
THERE CAME A DAY,
ANOTHER CAME OUR WAY.
ONE AND ONE AND ONE EQUALING TWO IS NUMBERS THAT LIE,
NOW, COME ON CAN YOU TELL ME WHY?
CHORUS
SOMETIMES NUMBERS DO LIE,
I SAID WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE.
IT CAN'T BE HIM, YOU AND ME,
FOR THE NUMBERS ONE AND ONE ISN'T THREE.
V-2
YES, EVERYWHERE WE WOULD GO,
NO MATTER, HE WOULD BE THERE, YOU KNOW.
PEOPLE THOUGHT TOGETHER WE WERE STUCK,
AND FOR ME, THINGS GOT TOUGH.
WATCHING AS HE BECAME ONE OF US,
UNTIL OUR LOVE HE MADE US NOT TRUST.
CHORUS
SOMETIMES NUMBERS DO LIE,
I SAID WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE.
IT CAN'T BE HIM, YOU AND ME,
FOR THE NUMBERS ONE AND ONE ISN'T THREE.
BRIDGE
NOW YOU KNOW, AT MATH I AM NOT VERY GOOD,
ONE AND ONE ADDS UP TO TWO OR I THINK IT SHOULD.
V-3
NOW, A ONE JUST HAS TO GO,
SO, WHEN YOU HAVE ONE AND ONE, TWO WILL SHOW,
SO, TELL ME NOW, JUST ONCE PLEASE,
WILL I BE THE ONE SUBTRACTED WITH EASE?
CHORUS
SOMETIMES NUMBERS DO LIE,
I SAID WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE.
IT CAN'T BE HIM, YOU AND ME,
FOR THE NUMBERS ONE AND ONE ISN'T THREE.
IT CAN'T BE HIM, YOU AND ME,
FOR THE NUMBERS ONE AND ONE ISN'T THREE.