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‘You're Gettin' On Me Nerves!' He Said!You're getting' on me nerves!' He said, When we were chattin' on the phone! Well I was really upset, And told him to leave me alone! Well he thought it was funny! He laughed and said to me; ‘Well this is the thing, you told me, You loved me unconditionally!' So I told him - I did you know! I said; ‘Oh, a cheeky pig you are!' And he got all noughty at me! And snorted from afar! Then I got all huffy, And he laughed at me down the phone, And I could secretly hear it… Saying under his breath; ‘good job am alone!' I could hear him gigglin' though! And he skits cos am a little deaf! And you know what he calls me? He calls me little Cathy the meff!!! I dunno what to do with him! Told him it's a good job I love him too! Cos if I didn't, well, what can I say! I don't know what I'd do! Cos I would have to batter him! And give him a crack on the ear! But I can't cos he's a gentle giant! I just thought I'd make that clear! Anyway, unconditional love! It don't mean you can't get upset! I mean, it's just as well with him! Cos am stuck with what I get! So I have to kick him into touch! You know, to keep him under control! And anyway, its tough aint it! I can just imagine him scowl! But, never mind don't worry, Cos he knows he's stuck with me! That's cos am the only one puts up with him! And I make a smashin' cuppa T! I love words, don't ya just love words!!! It's All Gud Innit!!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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