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For You, Dan!We have a laugh and joke a lot, That's you, my Dan and me… So I decided to send a poem, Cos you're a great fella you see! I love your baldy head though! And you've got lovely twinkly eyes! Well, even though you've only got one! But that comes as no surprise! Because as you're getting older, Everything falls apart, Except for one very special thing… Your great big dafty heart! We always have a laugh you and I…! And get on really great! And when we finally pop our clogs, Once more we'll meet through fate! And at the pearly gates that day… I'll whisper into St Peter's ear… And tell him to look after you, Cos you're so very dear! And when you're up there in Heaven, You won't have to worry or fret, Cos I doubt that I will be there… But hey, we're stuck with what we get! I don't mid your glass eye, Or your wooden leg too! And not even flinch at your one arm, Awww, the things that you've gone through! And no you won't be alone forever, Cos one day soon you'll see, Like a feather on a breeze one day, You will say to me… That you've found your princess, And that you're gona be wed, Cos by the time we're 90… I'm gona be quite dead! So then you're off the hook, And you won't be a bigamist! But one thing is for sure, You're gona be real missed! Cos am gona miss your lovely smile, And you're cheeky grin too! And your ‘bollix and hoses ass!' And the fun we have, me and you! But until that very sad day, That you're gona leave my life, I'm gona hound the life from you! Until you marry your wife! And don't you dare forget me! Cos you're really my soul mate! And when I blow my brains out! I may meet you at the pearly gate! And in we will float together, Giggling with joyful glee… And drive the all the saints the wall, That's Dan, the baldy head, and me! You're cheeky grin makes me smile, And the pizzas that we're gona have! Better have that motzerelli cheese on! Or I'm gona be real sad! When the day arrives when we meet, We're gona get locked away! For eating all them pizzas! And giggling the whole of the day! But until then I'll have to wait, For the pizza we're gona get, So put it on hold, but mark my words! We're gona eat that pizza yet! And don't forget your promise! Cos when we're 90 and almost dead! We are gona be married! Cos that is what we said! We're taking a double barrel shotgun, To blow our brains out together, As long as it won't upset our arthritis pain, So we'll have to go in sunny weather! Now joking all apart Dan, You are a lovely lad! And even with your baldy head, You really aint three bad! Luv Ye Really - You Sod! XxX Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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