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MAY GOD ( The Anaphora Style )

EACH NIGHT AND DAY ( The Pantoum Style )

OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST WILL RETURN ( The Celtic Cross Style )

LOVE LIKE HIS NO OTHER ( The Whitney Style )

LOVE FAITH PEACE AND HOPE ( The Retourne Style )



ASK THE MASTER ( The Quatrain Style )

LIKE JESUS CHRIST NO ONE ( The Monotetra Style )

THE CURSE ( Part 2 ) The 5-7-5 / Narrative / Story Style )

THE CURSE ( Part 1 ) The 5-7-5 / Narrative / Story Style )

FRODO'S GOOD-BYE ( The Free Style )

BEAUTIFUL IS LOVE ( The Blitz Poem )

YOU DECIDE ( The Monchielle Style )

WRITING POETRY ( George's Hourglass Style )

UNFORGETTABLE MEMORIES ( The Triolet Style )

WITH JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD ( The Free Style )

MORE AND MORE ( The Chain Style )

SAME LIFE SPINNING ( The Blitz Style )

JONATHAN FRID - AKA BARNABAS COLLINS ( The Acrostic Style )

HIS LOVE IS THE BEST ( The Acrostic / Dodoitsu Style )

NATURES GREAT GIFT FROM GOD ( The Cinquin Style )

YOU ARE PRECIOUS ( The Sonnet Style )

GOD IS THE BEST ( The Rhyming Couplet )

VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR WISHES TO YOU ( The Whitney Style )

VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024 ( The Senryu Style )

JESUS CHRIST WILL RETURN ( The Celtic Cross Style )

CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN ( The Cameo Style )

TRIALS AND PAIN ( The Free Style )

PETER AND ALICE ( Short Story)

PUMPKIN PIE ( The Epulaeryu Style )

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ( The Tree Style )

SO MANY DON'T REALLY KNOW ( The Free Style )

MY CHRISTMAS WISHES TO YOU ( The Hybrid Concrete Candle Style )

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THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE












Is There Life After The Web?????




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~THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE~
(humorous poem)


There's something here for certain very wrong
When I see everyday all this ads advertised on t.v
They show me this and they show me that,oh my poor head hurts!
They trying to make me look like a clown or just a loser!

Things that I wouldn't have believed it
If I wasn't watching it myself with this two very eyes of mine
Products of every size, kind and colors
To accommodate every pocket and the most descriminated taste...ouhhhh!

Things of all sorts like how to lose some of your weight and fat...
Five,ten and even 25 pounds over a weekend or in less than two week
And as many inches all over your body in less time
Than you would, taking a walk in the park!

But if you believe all this you must also believe that dogs can fly
Because I bet you that most of these instant miracles man- made
Is maybe only your money-pocket that they will make it small
Your bank account is the other one, that they may also shrink in less than two weeks time!!

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Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2004







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