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The Charlie Norton School of Performing Arts
At the Charlie Norton School of Performing Arts
They only taught armoured acting parts
They had a special maintenance man
Always kept busy with his little oil can
Keeping the suits free of fleas
And all the joints moving with ease
Especially the cunningly concealed vent
For the disposal of excrement
And the removal of noxious gasses
Which even the refined on occasion passes
Trying to learn lines could be hell
When surrounded by your own trapped smell
If there was a dearth of acting parts
They taught other non performing arts
Like sweeping leaves away from drains
In the event of torrential rains
As this part of the course was free
It didn't carry its own degree
But for the elite chosen few
It could be a unit of your NVQ
The Charlie Norton School of Performing Arts
Gives your career a powered kick start
They only taught armoured acting parts
They had a special maintenance man
Always kept busy with his little oil can
Keeping the suits free of fleas
And all the joints moving with ease
Especially the cunningly concealed vent
For the disposal of excrement
And the removal of noxious gasses
Which even the refined on occasion passes
Trying to learn lines could be hell
When surrounded by your own trapped smell
If there was a dearth of acting parts
They taught other non performing arts
Like sweeping leaves away from drains
In the event of torrential rains
As this part of the course was free
It didn't carry its own degree
But for the elite chosen few
It could be a unit of your NVQ
The Charlie Norton School of Performing Arts
Gives your career a powered kick start
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The Charlie Norton School of Performing Arts
The Charlie Norton School of Performing Arts