Poetry of the Insane
WARPED THOUGHTS
1) Does Hell have a thermostat?
2) If grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, why do people put up fences? 3) They say you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink-but you can drown his sorry butt!
4) If all's fair in love and war, then why is stalking illegal?
5) They say time waits for no man-you would think Time of all things would be more patient.
6) No man is an island but what about an archipelago?
7) If anarchy is the absence of government, and absence makes the heart grow fonder, shouldn't we get rid of government so we will appreciate it more???
8) Birds of a feather flock together so does that mean bald birds are loners!?!
2) If grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, why do people put up fences? 3) They say you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink-but you can drown his sorry butt!
4) If all's fair in love and war, then why is stalking illegal?
5) They say time waits for no man-you would think Time of all things would be more patient.
6) No man is an island but what about an archipelago?
7) If anarchy is the absence of government, and absence makes the heart grow fonder, shouldn't we get rid of government so we will appreciate it more???
8) Birds of a feather flock together so does that mean bald birds are loners!?!
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WARPED THOUGHTS
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