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Santa Go On A Diet!Santa, go on a diet, Your pants are far too tight. I can see your tummy bulge, You're not a pretty sight! Santa, go on a diet, I hear your buttons burst. Why not try some exercise, Let water quench your thirst! Santa, go on a diet, Don't eat that piece of cake. And if you eat more slowly, Your tummy will not ache! Santa, go on a diet, Eat a celery stick. If you eat more salad, Your waist will be less thick! Santa, go on a diet, It's nearly Christmas Eve, Chimneys are much smaller now, There are larger gifts to leave! Joy Weare. 25th November, 2004. Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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