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Santa Go On A Diet!


Santa, go on a diet,
Your pants are far too tight.
I can see your tummy bulge,
You're not a pretty sight!

Santa, go on a diet,
I hear your buttons burst.
Why not try some exercise,
Let water quench your thirst!

Santa, go on a diet,
Don't eat that piece of cake.
And if you eat more slowly,
Your tummy will not ache!

Santa, go on a diet,
Eat a celery stick.
If you eat more salad,
Your waist will be less thick!

Santa, go on a diet,
It's nearly Christmas Eve,
Chimneys are much smaller now,
There are larger gifts to leave!

Joy Weare.
25th November, 2004.

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