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You Av To Go To Colige To Lern How To Get It Rong!You av to go to colige you no, To lern how to get it rong! I mean to say, at the end of the day, Me vocabs not to strong! I tend to miss me ‘g' off 'ing,' An forget to forget the ‘H' in 'hate,' I mean, it aint my falt, If me dictionary's outa date! I try me best, I realy do, But am totally up the pole, Coz if I cant go to colige, I wont even reach me goal! So I snuk in collige one day, An sat down in me chair, But the teacher went mad at me, An she didn't even care! But I wanted to lern to spel… But me spelin let me down, So they threw me outa colige, An called me a flipin' clown! But I sed I went to colige… To get me a proper degree…! But stil they threw me out, Sed am illiterate you see! ‘But that's why I went to colige!' I sed, ‘So you can help me out with werds!' But stil they sacked me off, The shower of flipin' nerds! They sed that I woz too little - you no, To be at colige and stuff, An I don't know wot they mean… But they sed am full of baby fluff! They sed me gramma woz terrible, But am not shore wot they mean? So it really got me mad, Til me face woz realy green! Am so upset you no...! Coz they didn't realy care! An so I went to the boss one, An told him it aint fair! He told me I cud come bak, Wen I lernt me werds proper, I started cryin' an I got all mad, So I went an gorra copper! ‘Can you lock them up?' I sed, ‘Coz am realy fed up you see,' But the copper sed he cant, He sed I av to leave them be! ‘Well that aint fair!' I shouted, Coz now I woz realy upset! An you wana no wot that copper sed? He sed it'z wot I get! 'Wel I didn't do nothin!' I told him'! An he told me realy stern, That I gota go bak in a few years, If I realy wana lern! So now am bak to square one... Strugglin' with me werds once more, An wot am I supposed to do now? Coz I mean, am only four! I think it'z coz am only four… They think I cant lern to well, An you no wot, I thort they'd say that! Coz I can sorta realy tel…! So if I wana lern me werds, I av to go to colige for a very long time, But av gorra be in skool first! So I went home shoutin'at him, ‘Fine!' So I cant go to colige now, But I don't realy care! Coz I can read me own werds! But I don't think its realy fair! Do You? Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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