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Me Sergen Ad Ter Go Ter Collige to!Me sergen ad ter go ter collige to, But it wuz a waste a time… Cuz e cant speel fer toffee, An that's a reall bad crime! Cuz e az is payshents up the wall Cuz e's a load er rubbish yer see, It aint just that e cant speel… Cuz e cant even count ter three! Now wen e wuz a thingy, yer no, Practisin ter be a sergen, It wuz ok till e passd iz test, But then we cudnt get a werd in! No-one ad a clue yer no, Bout wot e sed an stuff… Cuz like I sed, e's pathetick, His lingos realy ruff! I tried me best, I did! Ter lern im ow ter speel like me, But e didn't no ow ter do it, Yerd think that e wuz threee! So I told im…I did yer no, That e add ter go bak ter skool, Cuz in iz ospital thingy… E az ter live by the rule! But they sed e cant go ter skool, Cuz e woz beyond all elp yer see, Then e asked me ter elp im, But I cant cuz am a busy be So they wuz gona sak im off… But e wuz the one made me all betta, So I thort I wud elp im out, An I rote a realy gud letta…! But they sed cuz e's last, Wiv is spellin an stuff, They cudnt giv im a job… Cuz e didn't no iz stuff! So I thort Id giv im a leson or to, To elp im out a bit cuz hes sad, But yer no wot, I dunno… Iz gramer iz realy bad… So e cant be a docter no more, An I cant be a poet to, And now we both aint got a job, An we dunno know wot ter do. So I sed we shud be on the telly, Yer no, tellin everyone our tale, But e woz sik, cos e's a fella, An we all no they eazy fail…! So wot der yer tink of me poems mate? Der yer tink that them iz gud? Or do yer tink I berra get a job, Well, I wud if I cud! So you cant be a sergen… An I cant be a poet to So I tink we shud shoot ourselves, Itz the only ting ter do! But yer no wot, I'll tel yer all, Cuz I realy tink I shud, E made me betta by mistake, But e did it realy gud! We caused a birra trubble, So now we iz all confuzed and sad, Cuz we wuz told, the to of uz, That we wuz realy bad! An we aint yer no! I no wot e sez, He nos wot I sez, We no wot we sez… So that sez it all… I luv werds… Dont yer luv werds Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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