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Wow But He's Brave!My goodness gracious me! I think he has some strength! Cos he's really taxing his mind, And getting more stubborn at length!!! He tells me he don't care… If I get all aggressive and mean, Well guess what, it doesn't matter! Cos he'll go sick when I turn green! I won't stick to peas and carrots, And not to pasta neither! Cos I have to be quite honest here! I really can't stand either!!! So listen up you scally wag! Don't get bombastic to me, Just cos I want me steak burnt black! Cos that won't do you see! Well, I don't actually want it black, I just don't want no blood! Cos I have to tell it true! That's no ‘bloody' good! If me meat needed to swim, I'd chuck it in your pool, Cos I'm telling you right now lad! You sure aint the one to rule! God don't mind if it's bloody, Cos He's a tolerant Bod, And He said I could have me meat black, And He's the one who's God! Methinks me laddo that… You're on a mission too! But trust me you won't in… Cos that just will not do! So ‘sucks to YOUR bombast!' And just you listen to me! I'm gona boil you in oil… If you don't give burnt meat to me!!! If I had a bloody meat on me plate, You'd have to get the doc… Cos am telling you right now… I'd throw up on me frock! Well, if I had one that is! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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