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Geeezz, Here We Go Again!I was a really quiet kid you know! It wasn't as if I was bad! But every time I went to school, Me parents were always glad! They said I was a little cow, And always got in a fight! So almost every day after school, I was sent to bed early at night! I was playing in the school yard once, When this boy came and kissed me on the cheek! Wow, I gave him such a smack! His face was bruised for a week! I was seen in action though! And of course I got the cane, Then for luck, one hundred lines! Time and time again! And every week at mass, I would faint in the pew, And I always got the ruler on me legs, They said I faked it and they knew! But I didn't fake it, no way! It's just I got dizzy and sick, And all the teachers had to run, And catch me really quick! Then me dad took me to hospital, Cos I fainted all the time, And he got sick and tired of it, Hearing the teachers moan and whine! And the doctor at the hospital! Wow, I think I was in love! Cos he told me dad I wasn't well! And I raised my eyes above! After that, quite often you'd see me, Sat on the floor looking grey! While the teachers mulled around me, Asking if I was okay! They listened to the doctor you know! Cos he gave me parents a letter, To tell the teachers to leave me alone, Until I was feeling better! I think that statue of Our Lady… Helped me out a bit cos you see! I asked her time and again, If she'd cut me some slack and help me! I think she got fed up with me, Hounding her every day! So she made the teachers back off, And made everything ok! But still I got them flaming lines! Cos I always broke the rule! But that's their fault not mine! Cos they made me go to school! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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