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Grrrr To Recorded Messages!I had a little problem resolved, So I sent a little poem last night, But when I got up this morning... I got another fright!! Me email says it's inactive, And won't let mail in or out! So I panicked once again! And thought I'd better give you a shout! Now I phoned the NTL line, But nothing in that message said... That my area was affected, Now I'm upset and me eyes are red! Cos I need my email working! It's vital at this point in time! Cos the publisher needs some stuff off me! And things are far from fine! So Robert, get it sorted, And do it really quick, Cos I have to be quite honest here...! I'm feeling really sick! Can you tell me what the problem is? Is it me, or NTL? Cos I'm being really honest here...! My life's a living hell! Five solid months of working... That manuscript was tough to complete! And now after all this time...if it fails, Someone's gona be dead meat! The NTL phone lines are recorded! But I need a real person you see! So I can tell them of my plight! But there's no-one to answer me! So here I am once more, Begging for your intervention, But don't forget now, Robert lad, I won't forget to mention... ...Mention that you're a star! (I creep really good)! Cos I need Help...Lots of it! Help for me - as only you could! Heeeeeelp! (And of course they did)! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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